Why? Why Massive Ant, why should we steal this shirt?!?! Get a shirt we’ll plant a tree. Because it’s a cool design. Because it’s good quality. Because it’s made in the USA by an awesome small business. Because it’s good for the environment (for every shirt we’ll plant a tree or maybe two or three). Because you’ll be helping us increase our brand awareness. Because this shirt once inspired Abbie Hoffman to write a book. Because you’re not a thief (because things cost money, so don’t steal, buy this shirt). Because every time we’ve said the word “because” you’ve been slowly hypnotized into buying this shirt.
When we count to three and snap our fingers you’ll awake feeling refreshed and looking great in your new shirt.
Makes a great Holiday gift.
P.S. Stay tuned, we have two other Massive Ant branded charity shirts coming soon! One for our favorite ALS charity (Project Main St.) and one our favorite Rescue Animals charity (The John and Christine Tortorella Family Foundation).